Wok & Roll

Reviews about Wok & Roll

• 5 / 5

  By jdude Dude
  This place is the best thing to happen to human kind! The food is heavenly and always fresh. In fact, I'm eating it right now.
  Of course you get the occasional explosion of the colon, but that's expected with any Chinese food. Besides if you look at it positively the time you spend on the can is peaceful alone time where your boss isn't bugging you about anything, and if he does just tell him you went to the Wok and Roll and he'll probably give you the rest of the day off. Maybe even some medical leave.
  If you've ever dated you would know that there is always that one other guy. He's funny charming and good with the ladies. He always goes for a move on your girl and your girl laughs at everything he says...yeah annoying! Invite him to dinner at the Wok and Roll. Just order water for yourself so the next day you can watch him wok and roll on the floor in pain. You will get so much enjoyment out of watching him run to the bathroom every five minutes, and the groans from the bathroom will disgust your girl so much she will remember that you will always be the one for her. I pity the poor fool who eats at the Wok and Roll. But hey, their beef with broccoli can't be beat! It's just so delicious!
  Need some peaceful alone time? Annoying guy hitting on your girl? Or even if you just got some old underwear that you need an excuse to throw away (We've all been there) Just come on down to the Wok and Roll!
  February 16, 2017
• 4 / 5

  By Joe Rogalaki
  Pretty good fixings / and clean
  August 02, 2016